give me sprinkles or give me death.

This is a collection of notes to myself and (mostly) daily ruminations of my personal happenings to get me back into the habit of writing again.


No guarantees can be made for your interest in what lies beyond, in fact there's a very real danger of it actually sucking in interest from the surrounding area.

Meat and Potatoes

EVERYTHING MUST GO

(via dion-thesocialist)

babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

Cosplay just went into heroic mode.

babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

Cosplay just went into heroic mode.

(via indieannajones)

"Sorry, you’ve lost me. If it isn’t making money, what’s it for?". Tories in a nutshell.

Differing opinions will surely be abound but this is the sway of judgement I’ve seen so far.

Gotham : “Uh! Fuck yes, gonna push all of that into my eyes as soon as I humanly possible, if not quicker”.

Agents of SHIELD : “Sweet crikey Moses, the fact that I have survived this long without this is, frankly, staggering. Help I might start hyperventilating”.

Arrow : “Jesus blood shitting Christ, did you see that season finale? Holy hell, I wanted to put my dick in it”.

Supergirl : “Yawn. Too many comic shows, seriously guys over saturation much?”.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

I saw a car today that had “uwu” as part of the license plate. It was the most righteously indignant vehicle I’d ever seen.
Don’t drive too close, you’ll trigger my PTSD. Just back off, shitlord.

~*SOCIAL EXPERIMENT*~: Wasting a Girl’s Time

Give it up for smoothiefreak

Please stop setting your agenda by what is being said on Twitter.

Or, please, if you do that, at least have the main evening news read by someone who is irate from being stuck in traffic for just ten minutes too long.

"And the situation Iraq deepened today by OH FUCK YOU YOU CUNT, YOU COULD GET A BUS THROUGH THERE the start of air strikes which exacerbated OH YEAH? OH YEAH? WELL MAYBE I SHOULD COME OVER THERE AND KNOCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT CAR OFF THE ROAD, HOW’S THAT FOR AN IDEA, HUH?!"

Because *tap dance* *bounce a cane* That’s basically what Twitter is.

"I’ll take Things That Would Look Totally Badass for £200, please Bob".

You’ve already gone to eleven? Stick a bloody dragon on it, boyo.

…Wipe your arse on them and you risk an infection. And you can’t even say the broadsheets are that much better.

I would love to see a turn-based strategy game, the likes of the recent resurfaces of XCOM, Shadowrun or Wasteland, set in the Warcraft universe.
There. There. There. I bloody said it.
Ukip leader said party is not about left and right but about ‘right and wrong’
The same thing that has been said by, hang on let me check… yep, every other racist party leader ever.

"Can I… ask you a question about… you know… you?". 

(the “you” here meaning me being transgender. it’s fine, it’s fine curiosity is healthy and all that).

"Seriously, you can ask whatever you like. I will tell you though when you ask the obvious question that everyone always asks".

"Have you had… you know… the surgery done?"

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Do you think there’s a chance, if The Sun were to drop Page 3 that would be handing 300,000 readers straight to The Daily Star who, imagines, would continue to run topless models?

This right here is the patriarchy basically saying that men are simple, insect-like creatures who can’t invest themselves in a news source unless they get a pair of tits to look at in with the deal. Is anyone of The Men going to say something about this? No-one?

But it’s still feminists who are the evil ones? Well alrighty then.

http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/radio4/media/media_20140917-1700a.mp3 from 14m57s

I’ve been nominated on The Faces Book to give three reasons why I am a strong woman and… I’m struggling to be honest. I suppose I don’t think I am, or that my self esteem is such that I could never suggest reasons, out loud at least, that might put me in a positive light.

Well, this is a whole do.

I mean, I’m trans (*cough* andalsogotactuallystartedondoingsomethingaboutitjustbeforeitgotfashionable *cough*. That’s not for the feint-hearted. Okay. One.