This is a collection of notes to myself and (mostly) daily ruminations of my personal happenings to get me back into the habit of writing again.
No guarantees can be made for your interest in what lies beyond, in fact there's a very real danger of it actually sucking in interest from the surrounding area.
Differing opinions will surely be abound but this is the sway of judgement I’ve seen so far.
Gotham : “Uh! Fuck yes, gonna push all of that into my eyes as soon as I humanly possible, if not quicker”.
Agents of SHIELD : “Sweet crikey Moses, the fact that I have survived this long without this is, frankly, staggering. Help I might start hyperventilating”.
Arrow : “Jesus blood shitting Christ, did you see that season finale? Holy hell, I wanted to put my dick in it”.
Supergirl : “Yawn. Too many comic shows, seriously guys over saturation much?”.
Please stop setting your agenda by what is being said on Twitter.
Or, please, if you do that, at least have the main evening news read by someone who is irate from being stuck in traffic for just ten minutes too long.
"And the situation Iraq deepened today by OH FUCK YOU YOU CUNT, YOU COULD GET A BUS THROUGH THERE the start of air strikes which exacerbated OH YEAH? OH YEAH? WELL MAYBE I SHOULD COME OVER THERE AND KNOCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT CAR OFF THE ROAD, HOW’S THAT FOR AN IDEA, HUH?!"
Because *tap dance* *bounce a cane* That’s basically what Twitter is.
…Wipe your arse on them and you risk an infection. And you can’t even say the broadsheets are that much better.
"Can I… ask you a question about… you know… you?".
(the “you” here meaning me being transgender. it’s fine, it’s fine curiosity is healthy and all that).
"Seriously, you can ask whatever you like. I will tell you though when you ask the obvious question that everyone always asks".
"Have you had… you know… the surgery done?"
This right here is the patriarchy basically saying that men are simple, insect-like creatures who can’t invest themselves in a news source unless they get a pair of tits to look at in with the deal. Is anyone of The Men going to say something about this? No-one?
But it’s still feminists who are the evil ones? Well alrighty then.
I’ve been nominated on The Faces Book to give three reasons why I am a strong woman and… I’m struggling to be honest. I suppose I don’t think I am, or that my self esteem is such that I could never suggest reasons, out loud at least, that might put me in a positive light.
Well, this is a whole do.
I mean, I’m trans (*cough* andalsogotactuallystartedondoingsomethingaboutitjustbeforeitgotfashionable *cough*. That’s not for the feint-hearted. Okay. One.